The Crooked Kind


December 28th, 2017, 2:00 pm
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thecrookedkind November 23rd, 2017, 11:44 am
Very impressive Lilu :\
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AzrielEver December 28th, 2017, 3:19 pm
@Lilu’s gun show Boom! Bam!
Fire Power!
KaiterSkate December 28th, 2017, 7:29 pm
So..... Anyone else curious about how the door was already open and how it was closed when they came back. who's opening and closing the tomb?(or grave, whatever)
Scorpio730 December 29th, 2017, 5:27 am
@KaiterSkate: Zombie motel?
KaiterSkate December 30th, 2017, 10:24 pm
-JJ- December 30th, 2017, 10:22 pm
@KaiterSkate: Yes! Very concerned about this! Doors that heavy aren't just accidentally opened!
KaiterSkate December 30th, 2017, 10:24 pm
@-JJ-: THANK YOU! Thank goodness I'm not the only one
-JJ- December 31st, 2017, 4:37 pm
@KaiterSkate: I thought the same when I saw your comment! I figured the comments would be full of concern but only saw yours!
KaiterSkate January 2nd, 2018, 12:05 am
@-JJ-: like there's a rap battle going on below us. Do they not see that shist like jeez Shannon no need for your cannon
-JJ- January 2nd, 2018, 7:23 pm
@KaiterSkate: lol~ Well, at least we can be concerned together. And hope for a quick update, I get anxious, man, I need to know! Plus, I need at least 2000% more Lilu and Asper in my life at all times.
KaiterSkate January 3rd, 2018, 9:16 am
@-JJ-: Agreed. They are adorable
SebastianMoran (Guest) January 3rd, 2018, 12:48 pm
@KaiterSkate: We're finished now. Sorry for the disturbance. I wouldn't call it rap, though. Ever heard of "Repo: The Genetic Opera"?
KaiterSkate January 4th, 2018, 5:20 pm
@SebastianMoran: Oh! Its fine and no I haven't is it goog. I assumed rapping because of Some of the rhyming couplets
SebastianMoran (Guest) January 4th, 2018, 11:55 pm
@KaiterSkate: I haven't seen the whole thing, but the two songs I've heard were enjoyable. Here's the one we were doing just now:

You'll be able to tell where I screwed up near the end.
WarriorNun December 28th, 2017, 10:31 pm
Mark it up!
SebastianMoran (Guest) December 29th, 2017, 5:09 pm
@WarriorNun: Where the fuck is Dad, brothers?

He left me in charge, sister!

I don't take lip from a slut/cunt!
WarriorNun December 29th, 2017, 6:39 pm
@SebastianMoran: My brother and sister should-

SebastianMoran (Guest) December 31st, 2017, 6:11 am
@WarriorNun: I'm the smartest and the toughest! I will find a hole and fuck it!

If there ain't one, I will make one! Luigi don't take shit from no one!

One. Brain. Mark it up! Only I got brains enough!

That's why Pop will leave GeneCo to me~
WarriorNun December 31st, 2017, 4:36 pm
@SebastianMoran: Ask a GENtern who they prefer,
10 out of 9 will say the Pavi!
The most dashing, pantie-snatching!
I will leave your diapers dripping!
Two hearts, mark it up!
Pavi steals all of the hearts!
SebastianMoran (Guest) December 31st, 2017, 5:46 pm
@WarriorNun: You ain't got the guts, brother.
WarriorNun December 31st, 2017, 8:57 pm
@SebastianMoran: All bite and no lungs, brother!
Scarlet Spider (Guest) January 1st, 2018, 2:27 pm
@WarriorNun: Sorry if I'm bein' rude, cause ya'll made me use this 'ttude; but SebastianMoran & WarriorNun, Please... SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I GET OUT MY HULKIN' MEGA-CANNON & BLAST YAR ASSES 2 THE SUN!!!!
WarriorNun January 1st, 2018, 2:39 pm
@Scarlet Spider: ....NOPE! :D @SebastianMoran, HIT IT, SEB!
Scarlet Spider (Guest) January 1st, 2018, 4:43 pm
WarriorNun January 1st, 2018, 5:24 pm
@Scarlet Spider: Well that's kinda nice...BUT LET'S SEE HOW YOU TAKE ON DJ PON-3'S BASS CANON!
SebastianMoran (Guest) January 2nd, 2018, 9:34 am
@WarriorNun: Dad will leave GeneCo to me!

You wait, time will tell! Take Dad's will and write you out!
WarriorNun January 2nd, 2018, 5:10 pm
@SebastianMoran: Pavi's face will woo them all! (Luigi's fists will rule you! )
When I inherit Papa's stuff, (When I inherit all Dad's stuff)
Take Dad's will and mark you out! (Take Dad's will and write you out! )
SebastianMoran (Guest) January 2nd, 2018, 9:26 pm
@WarriorNun: (shit, I forgot that part)
Take my, my cut and mark it up!
Mark it up!
Mark it up!
WarriorNun January 2nd, 2018, 9:47 pm
@SebastianMoran: That was great though! :D Although we kinda sorta pissed off the neighbors with our singing and I think it was to the point that they're gonna use a cannon on us.
SebastianMoran (Guest) January 3rd, 2018, 12:22 pm
@WarriorNun: Yeah, I recognised one of the complainers. Would Scarlet actually have shot us, do you reckon?
WarriorNun January 3rd, 2018, 8:45 pm
@SebastianMoran: We have two options, one we can counter attack with a bass cannon or two, we lawyer up.
SebastianMoran (Guest) January 3rd, 2018, 9:32 pm
@WarriorNun: In that case, open fire.
WarriorNun January 3rd, 2018, 9:49 pm
@SebastianMoran: BITCHES LOVE CANONS!!! XD -cues the bass canon-
Wall_Spider December 29th, 2017, 7:26 am
Damn, now I want Lilu.
Diabolical Madness December 29th, 2017, 5:33 pm
Is that blood I see...
IronDog September 22nd, 2018, 11:17 am
I'd be more worried about the fact that it was already open...